Mother of all Pleasures

Pleasure,the literal meaning:enjoyment or satisfaction derived from what is to one's liking; gratification; delight would not justify the out of this world diversion you would be having when you feel that within your soul.

It all started with Baba's(Ravindra) idea to have a hair cut.

Baba: arre sabu, tere baal lambe ho gaye hain( with both of his hands scratching his scalp wildly and particles of dandruff flying around),katwa le.
Me: haan yaar(with a wink of an eye),tujhe bhi katwaane hain kya( noticing his activities).
Baba: chal HG chalte hain.
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In due course of this casual conversation Madan Bhaiya (mess wallah) had interrupted: panchanwe(95) nummer, Khaana khaa lijiye(with an eye on my mobile phone so that at his act of generosity, i would be willing to lend him my phone for calling some Draver), aaj mess mein 2 baje tak hi khaana milega, Dhadi sir checking karne aayenge mess ki.
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Me:Nahi yaar(have i become so lazy!!)
Baba: Mara fir.
Me:( I cannot see that Gymmed Anatomy of baba against me)Arre bahar ek budhha baithta hai,bula lete hain usi ko.
Baba: hmm..theek hai ,bula ke le aayo.
Me:(poor Me, Had to surrender my laziness)haan jaata hoon.
Then, i rushed towards gate and asked budhha Baba to come,he even did not bother to look at me and asked"Room No.?"
Me:panchanwe(95)
Budhha baba: hmmm( without even sparing a look).
Then i tottered back.
Baba:(shouting) kya hua ? Aaya nahi wo?
Me:Number laga hai uske paas,10 min mein aa jayega.
Baba:(starts thinking recalling what Madan had said): Aisa karo,main khaane jaata hoon,wo aaye to tum apna katwaana.
Me:okay dear.
Then Baba moved out.
Sitting on my bed, i was watching Heroes last episode,that somebody thrusted his neck inside the room.
Me: arre baba(budhha baba) haan haan .main aaya(heaving).
He remained silent like he was some Don-like figure( As of pankaj Kapoor in HALLA BOL)
Me:Baba, Patti chhant dena aur upar se thoda hi kaatna.
Budhha Baba:hmmm.(silence echoes)
Now, Surya arrives:Baba mere jaise baal kaatna iske,chote chote.
Me:(Thinking) saala Sucre kahin ka!!!
And then interrupts Raghu: Abe saale,mere jaise kara le aacha lagega
Me(thinking):how in the world, that's supposed to look good!!

Now, hair cut is over in a few minutes.
Then all of a sudden Baba starts CHUMMPI.
Haila!! I am lost now.
what a pleasure:Mother of all.

Baba's wet and sweaty fingers slowly slithered all over my scalp and all my headache was gone.
Me:(thinking) what an unsophisticated method of providing calmness.
Me:Baba, aapke haathon mein jaado hai:)(I wanted a second time CHUMMPI without any extra charges.)
Budhha Baba: Dobara kar de kya?
Me:(wanting badly) haan haan.
Again, i went deep inside that feeling.Senselessness poured like burst of clouds.
It was like my pores in head again began to respire and it was Mentos Fresh there.
He touched my heart with an artless art of his.
As a reward and his wage, i gave him a note of Ten rupees.
(I had thought that his charges would be like 5 or 7 rupees as it used to be)
But, when Baba(Ravindra) also gave him the same,i was ashamed of myself( if nobody read my mind !! people i am just finished watching HEROES).
But, it was really cracker of a pleasure.Thanks to baba(Ravindra)'s idea.

P.S.: The CHUMMPI is done in such a manner that your dandruff no matter how firmly stuck in the scalp gets removed permanently.