Sunday, February 24, 2008

Something Obnoxious.


I found this disgraceful "Termed as highly rated" joke on
Funtoosh.com .

It is totally unimaginable what people (India-Bihar) think
of Bihar as a state.

Whoever created this sample must be at loggerheads with
even the notion of Bihar.

We welcome this great personality to Bihar.
After all Gandhigiri is the new mantra of Biharis.So many
assaults on them lately,
still no signs of revolts.

True Gandhigiri in letter and spirit. Kudos!



Bihar Driving License

DERIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON

NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter.

He will give you the licen.

If you dot know how to fill ,copy from your phriend (dost)applikason.

For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason.

1. Last name:

(_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dont no

(Check karet box)

2. phust name:

(_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dont no

(Check karet box)

3. Age:

(_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dont no

(Check karet box)

4. Sex: ____ M _____(F) _____ not sure _____not applicable

5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right

6.Occupason:

(_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_) Un-employed

(Check karet box)

7. Number of children libing in the household: ___

8. Number that are yourj: ___

9. Mather name: _______________________

10. Phather Name: ____________________ (If not no,leabe blank)

11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest kilass attended)

12. Dental rekard:

(_) Ellow (_) Berownish-ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_) Other -__________ Give egjhakt color

(Check karet box)

13.Your thumb imparesson :

____________________________

(If you are copying from another applikason pharom, pleaje do not copy thumb impression also. Pleaje

provide your own thumb impression.)

PELEAJE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS

Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you dont have le pht hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht hand.

NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DERIVE.

WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS





















6 comments:

Rahul Priyedarshi said...

The joke was extremely funny..
and if you were offended, why did you post it here..

srikant said...

I posted it becauz i m a biharee and i pheel affended....and i phollo gandugiri...heheh

Yayavar said...

Man,jokes are made on foolish or over smart people;
I don't know u r in which category.

srikant said...

How You can be supposed to know?
U were , u are and u will be an asshole dear.And be an asshole because they are rare breed in 2day's smart gen next:)) . And for me, i fall in category of over(tly) smart .hehhe thanxx for ur comments .
looking forward always..Bhaiyaaaa ji

vijay said...

today i am reading your blog first time.I found interest in reading this post.
i have some questions...
1:- why it is so that you may not know your fathers name but mothers always..??
2:-how can you people are not sure about your sex?(as you have mentioned)
3:-And please do not use bad words in your blog.(request from my side)

srikant said...

Thanks Hathi ,for reminding me of moderating my comments.
Well that post was only a manifestation of non-Bihari mentality.
It was some joke on a site as i have mentioned.I only tried to bring it to light in a humorous way.
These are my views , any critic ..very welcome dude